Overview
Hilton feels cheated that his company laid him off without even a goodbye party, but Ruthie tells him he's being childish. Hilton lands a job interview on Long Island, but when he tries to pick up his car at the repair shop, he encounters severe language barriers and the news that the car is beyond help. He grudgingly takes a senior citizens shuttle van to the interview, but it breaks down and he's stranded for hours. Hilton, with Pauline as his assistant, works on a magic act for a children's charity event as he continues to obsess about the party he isn't going to get. Later, on his way to another rehearsal at the children's center, which Ruthie has urged him to attend, he begins imagining that a surprise party is about to happen, but it doesn't. And when his company sends him a tacky pocket calendar, that's the final blow, but Ruthie presents him with a watch inscribed to her husband, ""who worked like a dog for his family for thirty years"".
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1 - 1Pilot September 16, 1996
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1 - 2It's My Party September 23, 1996
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1 - 3Neighborhood Watch September 30, 1996
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1 - 4Happily Ever Hilton October 07, 1996
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1 - 5The Best Little Antique Shop in Astoria October 14, 1996
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1 - 6One Foot in Your Mouth October 21, 1996
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1 - 7Natural Born Debtors October 28, 1996
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1 - 8The Two Mr. Lucases November 04, 1996
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1 - 9No Nudes is Good Nudes November 11, 1996
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1 - 10Basketball Story November 18, 1996
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1 - 11Guard Almighty November 25, 1996
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1 - 12The Broken Reflection December 02, 1996
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1 - 13Tempus Lucas December 16, 1996
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1 - 14Guess Whose President is Coming to Dinner? January 06, 1997
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1 - 15Brave New Hilton January 13, 1997
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1 - 16Lucas Platonicus February 03, 1997
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1 - 17Valentine's Day February 10, 1997
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1 - 18Florida February 17, 1997
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1 - 19Anniversary Waltz February 24, 1997
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1 - 20That Darn Cat March 03, 1997
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1 - 21I'm OK, You're Hilton March 10, 1997
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1 - 22The Return of the Charlites April 28, 1997
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1 - 23My Dinner with Methuselah May 05, 1997
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1 - 24Hilton's Playland May 12, 1997
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1 - 25Social Insecurity May 19, 1997