Seasons and episodes
11
Season 11 September 04, 1991
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11 - 1Viva Espana September 04, 1991 -
11 - 2The Best Laid Plans September 11, 1991 -
11 - 3Born Again September 18, 1991 -
11 - 4There Goes The Bride September 25, 1991 -
11 - 5Two Fools And Their Money October 02, 1991 -
11 - 6The First Of The Queue October 09, 1991
10
Season 10 September 05, 1990
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10 - 1X Marks The Spot September 05, 1990 -
10 - 2S.W.A.L.K. September 12, 1990 -
10 - 3Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? September 19, 1990 -
10 - 4Happy Holiday September 26, 1990 -
10 - 5There But For The Grace Of God October 03, 1990 -
10 - 6A Car By Any Other Name October 10, 1990
9
Season 9 September 06, 1989
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9 - 1Just The Ticket September 06, 1989 -
9 - 2A Question Of Honour September 13, 1989 -
9 - 3A New Lease Of Life September 20, 1989 -
9 - 4Aspects Of Love September 27, 1989 -
9 - 5Neighbours October 04, 1989 -
9 - 6Bonjour Paris October 11, 1989 -
9 - 7A Winter's Tale December 28, 1989
8
Season 8 October 24, 1988
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8 - 1Grandfathers-In-Law October 24, 1988 -
8 - 2Nursery Times October 31, 1988 -
8 - 3Whose Baby ? November 07, 1988 -
8 - 4Never Say Die November 14, 1988 -
8 - 5Moving On November 21, 1988 -
8 - 6It's A Long Way To Friern Barnet November 28, 1988
7
Season 7 January 27, 1988
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7 - 1Settled Out of Court January 27, 1988 -
7 - 2The Wagers Of Sin March 03, 1988 -
7 - 3Betrothed, Bothered And Bewildered February 10, 1988 -
7 - 4The Second Time Around February 17, 1988 -
7 - 5Born To Blush Unseen February 24, 1988 -
7 - 6Fasten Your Seat Belts March 02, 1988
6
Season 6 January 15, 1987
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6 - 1Feed A Cold January 15, 1987 -
6 - 2Going To Pot January 22, 1987 -
6 - 3Love ls A Many Splendoured Thing January 29, 1987 -
6 - 4A Night To Remember February 05, 1987 -
6 - 5The Battle Of Deveraux Dale February 12, 1987 -
6 - 6Affair of the Heart February 19, 1987
5
Season 5 January 08, 1986
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5 - 1In Whom We Tryst January 08, 1986 -
5 - 2Going, Going, Gone! January 15, 1986 -
5 - 3Thicker Than Water January 22, 1986 -
5 - 4Kung Who ? January 29, 1986 -
5 - 5Reading Between The Lines February 05, 1986 -
5 - 6Definitely Not Cricket! February 12, 1986
4
Season 4 November 08, 1984
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4 - 1A Home of Your Own November 08, 1984 -
4 - 2The Royal Connection November 15, 1984 -
4 - 3Words and Music November 22, 1984 -
4 - 4No Flame Like An Old Flame November 29, 1984 -
4 - 5Love's Neighbours' Lost December 06, 1984 -
4 - 6Come Fly With Me December 13, 1984
3
Season 3 October 10, 1983
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3 - 1Taking Stock October 10, 1983 -
3 - 2Partners October 17, 1983 -
3 - 3A Nose For Quality October 24, 1983 -
3 - 4The End Of The Line October 31, 1983 -
3 - 5The Welsh Connection November 07, 1983 -
3 - 6Not On The Same Wavelength November 14, 1983
2
Season 2 September 07, 1982
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2 - 1Who's Been Sleeping In My Bed ? September 07, 1982 -
2 - 2As Young As You Feel September 14, 1982 -
2 - 3A Woman's Place ... September 21, 1982 -
2 - 4Blood Brothers September 28, 1982 -
2 - 5lf You Knew Susan October 05, 1982 -
2 - 6The More We Are Together October 12, 1982
1
Season 1 September 07, 1981
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1 - 1Families At War September 07, 1981 -
1 - 2Of Meissen Men September 14, 1981 -
1 - 3A Night At The Opera September 21, 1981 -
1 - 4A Matched Pair September 28, 1981 -
1 - 5Nothing But The Truth October 05, 1981 -
1 - 6Father Of The Groom October 19, 1981
Overview
Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.
Cast
Simon Peel
Oliver Smallbridge
Aunt Eleanor
Banks
Ringo
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